Introducing the "I am Proud of My Master Pianist Cyclops" bumper sticker - the perfect way to show the world that you don't need human offspring to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment. With a glossy finish that measures a generous 2.5 inches tall by 7 inches wide, this sticker features a delightful illustration of a one-eyed creature tickling the ivories with its mighty musical talent. And let's not forget the message - "I am proud of my master pianist cyclops". Because really, who wouldn't be? Sure, some people might think you're a little strange for proclaiming your love for a mythical creature, but hey, that's their loss. You know that your cyclops is the most talented musician in the land, and you're not afraid to show it.